Retarted Blowjob
September 23, 2007
(This happened a few years ago, when I was still in high school)
I was waiting for a bus to the city at a bus stop near my college. So I sat there and wait, and wait. Suddenly I saw a fine leg with a high heel passed by and stand beside me. I didn’t look up though.
Anyway, after awhile, she said something that I wouldn’t forget.
"Hey, would you like me to give you a blowjob? I’ll pay you"
.. in a deep, manly voice.
.. shit
I looked up, and I saw exactly what I wished I didn’t see.
She is a HE.
(crap! think quick! what should I say? should I just shoved him away and run? should I sucker-punch him at the "spot"? think, think!)
at which I replied "No, thank you"
(WHAT THE HELL? THE GUY TRIED TO BLOW JOB YOU!! how bloody NAIVE!!)
he asked me whether I’m sure, and I assured him that I’m sure.
(well DO’H!!!)
Thank God he decided to leave me alone after my nice, polite rejection. I was still amazed and stunned from what has just happened to me. Is this what my parents send me to Australia for? So that I could learn the hard way that not every people out there is normal? That there’re those "abnormal" people?
As he walked away from me, I exhaled nervously, yet glad, since the whole friggin thing has ended.
I spoke to soon.
He took one last glance at me, and that’s when I decided to just run to the city, for the sake of my virginity, and for the sake of honor for all Indonesian boys who are studying overseas.
Parents, BEWARE!
Tags: retarted, weird, funny, she male
Posted in Personal
September 24th, 2007 at 1:19 am
WAKS!! That’s scary.. Thank God he didn’t decide to attack you.
Yep, we must be careful anywhere we go, especially nowadays, lots of thieves, burglar, and not only criminals, some police officers are as bad too. For anyone who received my forwarded email should have known it..
Don’t go alone, make sure you have one or two friends with you. If you must (go alone), don’t go at dark and to solitary places!
GBU n protect YOU..(”,)*
September 24th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Mami pun belajar buanyakkk pada saat “bertugas” di Perth..
Memperpanjanggg kesabaran dan kepercayaan.
Memperpendek ego “status or-tu”, yang dahulu kala dapat mengatasi segala masalah dg plototan dan tunjuk jari.
Hidup adalah ~*terus belajar dan mengambil pelajaran dari kehidupan itu sendiri..*~
Rasa mami ..mami dah kena pengaruh *Dahlan Iskan* hehehehe
eniwei(gaya dika)..bujur kada?
Tuhan jaga dan berkati selalu
September 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
lolz. feel the power of gaylormoon
anyway, i change my weblog url x] it’s http://www.jeannyhaliman.co.nr now =]
October 1st, 2007 at 8:57 pm
rfol..rfol..
what an experience..
hey, it’s not just happen there..
my friends have their own story, same with u, here..
*masi ngakak*
October 1st, 2007 at 10:28 pm
here? in indo? crap hahaha tat’ll be scary. I mean, there in OZ he still (sort of) respect my decision you know.. but here?!?
October 14th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Wow.. Seriously?!
October 15th, 2007 at 1:12 am
yeah, seriously man.. it DID happen.